January 2010
119 posts
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I hope you weren’t planning on sleeping tonight…
How have i gone this long without Tom Waits in my life?
My dad just wrote this.
I had a dream in which I died. Well, I jumped off something high up and the end result was certain, I was going to be smashed like a bag of bones and offal. But in my dream I dropped more and more slowly and touched the ground very lightly and standing upright on my feet. I couldn’t see much as I looked around. No scenery, just a thick brown mist or murk, like you might find at the bottom of a...
Sceptics stage homeopathy 'overdose' to discredit... →
If you show me That, say, homeopathy works, Then I will change my mind I’ll spin on a fucking dime I’ll be embarrassed as hell, But I will run through the streets yelling It’s a miracle! Take physics and bin it! Water has memory! And while it’s memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is Infinite It somehow forgets all the poo it’s had in it!
You show me that it works and how it works ...
Looking for houses for sale in Toronto
All i need now is to finish uni, get a job, earn $350,000, find a job for me to move in to, ship all my stuff over, make some heartfelt goodbyes, move in and buy a cat. Jobs a goodun.
Watching japanese soft-core on TV
and there’s no-online i can talk to about how bad it is.
Well, there’s my dad. But i’m not going there.
Rum? In buckets?
Oh my yes.
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The Men Who Stare At Goats
8/10 overall. Middles along as a quirky bit of fun for an hour, then the last 20 minutes are spectacularly funny. Also, all that MK Ultra stuff? Actually happened.
More of this is true than you would believe.
Dear driver of the 2222 bus,
I understand i’m a foreigner and as such, certain social and procedural fashions are lost on me. However, i think it’s the done thing in any country that, when a passenger has rung the ‘Stop’ bell and made his way to the doors, you actually open them instead of staring at them in the mirror blithely, before waving your hand non-commitally and...
Psychology: Almost as easy as Business.
Triin says: im gonna have my Human Sexualities lecture tomorrow at 9, im just reading through some of the notes
Will says: human sexualities? do they make watch Rocky Horror Picture Show? I watched it alot as a kid. Think it probably influenced my adult life somewhat.
triin™ says: gonna be the most awkward module of them all i think..
Will says: awkward how? Tricky to learn, or is everyone just a bit embarrassed?
triin™ says: everyone a bit embarrassed i think. the first seminar is titled "vagina and penis: anatomy and slang"
Will says: Oh wow. I should do this course, just stand there for an hour reeling off obsceneties
"The vagina. Aka cunt, twat, pussy, slot, poon, taco, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, vajayjay... No talking at the back"
triin™ says: "3) Collect lists of slang for women’s genitalia and men’s genitalia. You can simply come up with your own list, or ask friends, consult books on slang – whatever you like. Don’t just list the terms that you use collect as many terms as you can, however rude, vulgar or offensive!"
Will says: source : urban dictionary
triin™ says: thats what i thought immidiately
Will says: oh man, to hell with third year, i am starting over again on your course. so totally worth it
triin™ says: psychology - a real degree. no, really.
Will says: Psychology. Serious busi... i'm sorry, i can't even finish that sentence.
triin™ says: im just having fun, thats all
Will says: too bloody right. you ever complain about the work you have to do again, i'm just going to start listing euphemisms for balls. To a passer-by, it'd look like im just really really angry at you.
I want to leave this world the same way i came...
With a bit me in someones vagina and a crowd onlookers trying to pull me away. Possibly on film.
Left my mum at a subway station
Listen to The Weakerthans’ slow jams all the way home.
I am nothing if not cinematic.
Rose says: I will be going the furthest away I have ever been from home today. Well apart from that time I went to Holland. But yeah.
Will says: it doesn't count if you can't remember it
Rose says: Hahah worryingly true. I remeber there was a goat there I named Senior Ball-Chin. Thats about it though. He had balls on his chin.
Will says: Friend of mine has been to amsterdam 3 times. cant remember anything
Rose says: My only memories of Amsterdam are goat related. Thats the problem. I was fine, until the mushrooms, wiped my memory of the whole time. Apart from when on mushrooms I fed a chilli to a REALLY ugly goat. That was cruel looking back on it, it started licking its own face. But incredibly funny at the time. We fed it a lime after to help, but it didn't like it.
Will says: where did you find a goat? i mean, really. a goat in amsterdam
Rose says: Oh we stayed on this carzy little island in a massive lake called zeeburg, there were loads of goats and ducks. I named one polly and she live on a hill (A hill- in amsterdam! Well I never!) The more I think about this, the more I wonder if it actually happened...
Bought my ticket home.
Wednesday 14th July, i make my triumphant return to Englands shores.
React accordingly.
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obliteratedheart asked: I know .. I could get them from ebay but sadly it's not in my budget to spend over a hundred dollars on a camera right now.
I dreamt i flew to Canada
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Coffee.
“And besides, you should never start a sentence with a conjunction”
I bit back in my mouth, gulping down another mouthful of the stale coffee making the rounds from the waitresses pot as she tottered about the diner. Squinting with the effort, i composed myself in time to eye Melissa over her newspaper, folded back on its crease so she could look right at me for this one
“Since...
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Talking about teachers with my mum
In response to all the news stories about them, we’ve decided: Teaching is for mugs.
Sorry, Dmo.
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